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Day 13,493(2) - Luke's Prison Letter #13.mp3
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00:00:03 Kevin
Hey, gang, it's Kevin here. Life 22 and we've got another another. It's another Friday night. And you know what happens on Friday nights on Friday? It's what happens on Friday nights. Aristotle.
00:00:17 Kevin
Yeah, we sleep. Yep. He's closing his eyes. Aristotle is the parakeet that is on the post over my left shoulder.
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So anyways.
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I got another letter from Luke. This would be like the 4th one in like 3 weeks. I don't open any of them. I mean this this one I'm about to read to you from March 21st 2024 of last year. One whole year later.
00:00:44 Kevin
I'm getting around to reading it. It was out of the envelope. I didn't. I didn't read it. My wife must have.
00:00:50 Kevin
So but before that I had to finish these other two. So I just read these. I didn't read them to you guys. They're on the website. You're more than welcome to check that out.
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Settlement offers. OK, so he writes 2 letters to Judge Sinatra, one on March 11th, 2024. And it essentially is all the stuff the diagram he needs to fix.
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The new the federal government.
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Uh.
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Tada.
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I'm sure the judge really cares. The next one is 4 pages in the worst handwriting I've ever seen.
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It was daunting to read this, and so that was 4 pages to Judge Sinatra pretty much on current events of the time. And so like the judge.
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Like it's like he doesn't have, like NPR or something or doesn't have the news whatever 1 he chooses to watch.
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You OK?
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So this one's March 21st of last year.
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Once we get probation to stop cooperating with mysterious sources to lie about my.
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Demeanor.
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Right.
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In the courtroom.
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I will be home again and ready to do all these big things there are to do.
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That.
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I've learned in this federal alternative.
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Education, but without the padded helmet.
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And.
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And short bus part of my life I may need.
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To subpoena into the courtroom, everyone.
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I ever knew when I was.
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Cattaraugus County Libertarian chairman though.
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And then off to the sidebar, he writes. This includes all of you.
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It's not 2023 anymore. It's 2024. There would be a lot. There would be other things to talk about other than.
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Embezzlement.
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In the courtroom, if I have to subpoena everyone.
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Have John Crawford call me my father's number at 407-716-9407.
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You heard that, John.
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Out there in TV Land. John, you hear that? Call him.
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I have 3.
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People across the county, we need to buy off, right?
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Now.
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He wrote the word Moe, like his ends look like EMS. So my thought is that it's meow but.
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Just like how in 2022.
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Be exotic. Oh, Joe Joe. Exotic was trying to buy off Carol Baskins. Oh, my God.
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It's not 2020, it's he was trying to buy off by Carol Baskin. Isn't this **** happened? Like 2020? Like, what the hell is wrong with you?
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The first one is Katie Valentin.
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She has slept on my Olean couch before.
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Reasonable suspicion to believe she has tried.
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To do the same with Olean, Officer Pavlock last year.
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We will forgive Katie.
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For lying to the Hamburg police in 2023.
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We meet. We need to get a blighted Olean house into Katie's name.
00:05:11 Kevin
Why? Why do you need to get a blighted house into Katie's name, dude?
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I don't get it. Like you just go right there. Like, shouldn't your thing be like focusing on, like, actual defense?
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Like.
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Like get like showing that you're sane.
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You're writing hundreds of these letters to me and everybody else.
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It's like absolute nonsense.
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And then your concern is not like, hey, I need a character reference from you, my buddy Kevin, which you probably don't want to ask me.
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For one, just.
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Just going out on a limb on that one, but.
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You.
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You you don't like you just you just asked to move a blighted house into Katie Valentine's name. For what reason? What is that? How does that help you?
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How does that help you?
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You're all of a sudden altruistic and you want to just do the greater good of only and now like that's it. That's it.
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So.
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You OK, Aristotle?
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He's new to being on the podcast, so he's a little nervous as.
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You can tell.
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Ah, let's see here.
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Bladed house into Katie's name. We will get a.
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U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development official into the federal courtroom. So Katie's.
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So Katie's new house in Olean, can have a.
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Can I help you, Bubba?
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My dad.
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Yeah.
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What's the zombie game you were gonna?
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I'll talk to you about it in just a minute, dude. OK. Yep. As soon. Let me finish, alright?
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What with that no.
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Yes, I'm reading this. Note I'm doing a podcast, OK?
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Yes, with that note.
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Is there a fish in the water?
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I don't know, Bubba. Alright, I'll talk to.
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You in a little bit.
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Close the door please.
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OK.
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Sorry about that, gang.
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Let's get back to reading. Don't forget to shut the door, please.
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OK.
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Luke.
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Into the federal courtroom so Katies new house in Olean can have a hefty grant loan to pay that black and yellow truck. I saw driving around Olean in 2023.
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To fix it up for her, that is very.
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U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development official.
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And my.
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Entourage of federal lawyers will thus be.
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Inspired enough to solve the rest of oleanders blight by paying life 20 twos, Tim Allen, home improvement of Olean to do as such.
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Are you kidding me? Like.
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So you want Katie Valentin? You want to give her a blighted house?
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Then you're going to like it. It's not the fact that he's like incorporating me. Like, hey, Kevin, your construction company can fix this house up and you'll make tons of money. It's like, I don't need clients, Luke.
00:09:02 Kevin
Like I help so many people out on a daily basis.
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And I charge a fair and reasonable price that I I have more than enough clients I don't need.
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Like I'll take on extras.
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And.
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I get some and.
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They get fired and.
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You know.
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I can turn down some work too. Luke, this would be 1. I would turn down.
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Because.
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First off, it's never going to come to fruition. You have a team of lawyers, you have a team of lawyers. And why are you still in jail? You're acting as if, like Judge Sinatra has, like, just been like, you know what? He's right.
00:09:46 Kevin
One year ago today, he wrote this or it was postmarked for. So we're talking about a year ago before Dodge. He's talking about. He wrote all these nice, nice letters to Judge Sinatra and Judge Sinatra just automatic, just dubbed him. Elon created Dodge a year prior to Dodge.
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And then.
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Luke, just what using federal funds to just help Olean, this is insanity. These letters condemn you, bro. They condemn you.
00:10:20 Kevin
I I can't. I can't stress this enough. It's like beating your head against a wall because he, even if he can see this video, even if if his mom takes it down, writes it into words, translates and transcribes every bit of my podcast.
00:10:36 Kevin
Yes, he would read it and then instantly delete it from his mind and then be like, no, this is helpful. This is helpful. This is yes, this is helpful to us. Keep the letters coming.
00:10:49 Kevin
Because it keeps you in a far away land. We like you in faraway land like Forrest Gumps dad. We hope to never see you again. Like that's that's kind of like cause I we don't need insane people we don't need. We have enough people living under the bridge and Olean being insane we don't need.
00:11:05 Kevin
Need.
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Another one who lives in a house and votes and writes this letters and like at least the people that are, like, physically down living in the river, living under the bridge and pooping in the river, causing more sewage discharge on a daily basis. Having homeless people live under the bridge than the city of Olean, for example.
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Anyways.
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Just.
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Nonsense.
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But first we need to get an Olean how the house in Olean for Katy so she can house all Olean stray cats for herself and type.
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Everyone's paperwork from home, like she does professional.
00:11:51 Kevin
At the top of this page there is the words Melissa Ensel is going to get a job. Finally, she is being promoted from armchair prosecutor in the comment section of my old group to the assistant manager of Ryan Garry's Corporate.
00:12:10 Kevin
Satellite office Archbishop Walsh alumni Kellen Dwyer was ah. See. I've never heard that name before, and it makes sense because he was on that list that we read the other morning.
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Will.
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Have his Pentagon position defunded. He will relocate back to Olean and be Melissa's supervisor at the Ryan Gary Olean corporate Law satellite office.
00:12:47 Kevin
I'm going to finish reading the top message again instead of going back to the letter because it is continuation of the Melissa story. Please tell Melissa Chunky bought unemployed since 2013. Ensel. I am here helping Richard Greer make it past.
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His 90 days speedy trial deadline.
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I'm.
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A jailhouse lawyer for chomos.
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Can't legally prove who is behind an electronic device downloading chomo ****. That last sentence was all in capitals and underlined.
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So anyways, Michael Crick of Salamanca.
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Zoning board is extremely creepy and claims Brett Teeter of Hampstead, NC.
00:13:48 Kevin
Is my father-in-law. We need to entertain Brett with.
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Lucrative opportunities in that same federal courtroom, Brett is.
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Plenty connected enough with people from the Confederacy who have the know how to fix every last water pipe in the city of Olean. At Jennings claims loses 2,000,000 gallons of water per year.
00:14:20 Kevin
Just as some clarity, when I served on the Council before Ed retired, I don't believe that Ed ever came to us with water loss because Ed doesn't work in the water department. Ed worked for code enforcement as a firefighter.
00:14:35 Kevin
Before he left for retirement.
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People down South are.
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Descended from slaves, so they will work for low wages in Olean.
00:14:57 Kevin
What does that huge jump from Ed Jennings to?
00:15:04 Kevin
Descendants of slaves lurking for working for low wages. Dude like you. Just you're all over the freaking place, man. The like 22 Home improvement show can help with this too. This will make.
00:15:17 Kevin
Up for me? Telling Brett.
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To get.
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Moderna in 2021.
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Then we need to help Ryan. Gary.
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Of.
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Edina, MN, pray off his overrated $1 million plus house.
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We will do this by helping him establish a federal litigation satellite office by Siemens Dresser Rand John Crawford 2020.
00:16:02 Kevin
John Crawford's 2020 cameo with Chuck Schumer has not gone forgotten, so Doctor John Crawford can help this inevitable satellite office come into Olean by taking Ryan Garry's New York license.
00:16:20 Kevin
The same at Peterson Volts, said John Crawford's.
00:16:26 Kevin
John John Crawford fake wait a minute, he said. John faked his doctorate.
00:16:35 Kevin
OK.
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The.
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District Attorney from Michigan or wherever the hell Ryan, John, Gary, Ryan, Gary, wherever, wherever he is from, is not putting a satellite office in, only in New York.
00:16:53 Kevin
John Crawford does not have the pull because he was in a cameo with Chuck Schumer once.
00:17:00 Kevin
To to pull strings to move a legal office here like I'm about to have a stroke.
00:17:10 Kevin
Or a seizure I like.
00:17:17 Kevin
John Crawford is working on his doctorates, too. I've talked to him about it because somebody keeps bringing up on the Internet, and sometimes it hits John close to home because he didn't fake a doctorate because he's still working on his doctorates. If you have a doctorates, you know they're very difficult to get.
00:17:37 Kevin
They can be.
00:17:38 Kevin
Because actually I if you if you're if you're on the audio podcast, it probably says this show is produced by Reverend Dr. Reverend Kevin Doherty. So they can be hard to get the one John's.
00:17:50 Kevin
Getting.
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Harder to get than mine, a lot harder to get than mine.
00:17:57 Kevin
So.
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Anyways.
00:18:04 Kevin
As Kaiser Wilhelm Elio and his.
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Make.
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And his make assistant.
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One second, folks.
00:18:34 Kevin
Well, that was fun.
00:18:38 Kevin
One of the kids came home from playing with his friend and then decided to get in a.
00:18:43 Kevin
Getting an argument with his brother and.
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The Younger 1 does not fare as well so.
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Let us see here. Where did we leave off? Brett, tears. OK, we are almost done.
00:18:57 Kevin
Alright so.
00:19:00 Kevin
As Kaiser Wilhelm Elio and his.
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His.
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I want to say it's make.
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His maybe it's male.
00:19:23 Kevin
And his male assistant getting my letters from here is is Kaiser Wilhelm Elio and his mail assistant. Getting my letters from here. He doesn't doesn't have a mail assistant. That's. I guess that's what's throwing me off about that word. Because it looks like it could be male.
00:19:40 Kevin
But.
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Unlike the former mayor of Salamanca, Smitty and his.
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********. Free garbage pickup. Promise. I intend on following through on every.
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I am saying.
00:19:59 Kevin
Everything I am saying, I will also be paying my mother back by making her a Salamanca hotel owner by 20-30. Please support the new 1980s restaurant on Broad Street in Salamanca.
00:20:20 Kevin
It is Co owned by Jeff Bisch, so it supports the town of Olean volunteer firefighters.
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M.
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AG.
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A.
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Dash. Luke winky.
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I don't. I don't know what that anagram stands for, cause there's a period after each one of those words I just read.
00:20:45 Kevin
So.
00:20:52 Kevin
Well, gang, wasn't that fun?
00:20:56 Kevin
We'll see you guys next time on life 22. Don't forget to, like, subscribe and.
00:21:03 Kevin
Stay well.