Life22: Luke's Prison Letter #14 (Day 13,493[3])

Day 13,493(3) - Luke's Prison Letter #14.mp3
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00:00:06 Kevin
Hey, gang, Kevin here. Live 22 and we're just banging them out tonight. Which you'll receive these tomorrow on life 22. You'll receive the previous one tonight and do one tomorrow and I'll have.
00:00:20 Kevin
This this one tomorrow and the next one.
00:00:24 Kevin
Will be someday. We're just going to just record them back-to-back because.
00:00:29 Kevin
I'm tired, so I just finished. There was a letter that was the last letter we read was from March 21st of 2024. That was, he wrote a letter to the judge and then come to find out it was 2 letters in the same envelope.
00:00:44 Kevin
Sneaky Sneaky Luke document 120 filed on March 25th.
00:00:51 Kevin
2024 and there's just a bunch of nonsense, and he's talking about subpoenaing me and John Crawford and and Kevin Bartholomew and all these Olean residents that can be character references for him. And I just think it's.
00:01:05 Kevin
Nuts. So he's still in Albion and this one is dated for the 30th. So nine days later, he writes me another letter.
00:01:13 Kevin
I just opened. I literally just opened the seal on it.
00:01:17 Kevin
So.
00:01:19 Kevin
Thank God it's 2 pages and another one of our lovely little.
00:01:25 Kevin
Sharing by caring.
00:01:27 Kevin
January 29th. It's part of the.
00:01:30 Kevin
Galatians.
00:01:33 Kevin
And.
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God's gift of grace.
00:01:40 Kevin
He's always he's always so nice sending me notes he did like, write little. If you did, like, write little hearts on the hearts on it.
00:01:51 Kevin
So anyways.
00:01:59 Kevin
He writes another letter at the top. I hate when he does that.
00:02:04 Kevin
OK, so prepare for me just to just call you directly from phone here. All expenses paid. You and Michael Crick of Salamanca zoning Board need to meet each other.
00:02:19 Kevin
Do not.
00:02:21 Kevin
Uh.
00:02:24 Kevin
To do this, to do things like public transportation in between Salamanca and Olean, so people like Amos Krause can have more structure to their petty little lives.
00:02:38 Kevin
Have me on life 22 right from these phones here and let all the unemployed.
00:02:48 Kevin
Since the connection closed, ******** like Melissa Ensell insult my constitutional rights to using media.
00:02:59 Kevin
Even from this position, all they want.
00:03:05 Kevin
It will be Michael Crick from Salamanca, zoning Board and Lilydale, and a Lilydale New York accredited medium.
00:03:15 Kevin
At that, with a witchcraft practicing upstairs.
00:03:21 Kevin
His 20 Park Ave. residents, who has the upper hand in quotes over you Kevin Michael Dougherty since he is in his 60s, knew my Carlton, New York justice of the peace grandmother Carolyn Giardini, who died in 2020, and.
00:03:41 Kevin
Comes with his own.
00:03:44 Kevin
Credible.
00:03:47 Kevin
**** ***, police.
00:03:50 Kevin
In all, in quotes court story since 2022, just like Kevin Doherty makes Western WNY News for marijuana days.
00:04:01 Kevin
I hope June isn't being moot. A Moody ***** about me still and.
00:04:10 Kevin
Tearing up letters.
00:04:13 Kevin
Tearing up letters to you because between all of the Olean embezzlement talk from.
00:04:22 Kevin
Eons ago and Michael Cricks Lilydale credentials claims that me and Benjamin Teeter will be seen walking down N Union St. skipping and frolicking to keep it gay in quotes from Mel Brooks, the producers.
00:04:41 Kevin
In quotes. Again, playing on the walkable only and intercom system on full blast. Ohh yes you Kevin, Michael Doherty of Olean City payroll and Michael Crick of Lilydale, New York credentialed.
00:04:58 Kevin
Sooth Sayer, of the Salamanca Zoning Board, are long overdue to personally meet these.
00:05:06 Kevin
These federal bureaucrats around me.
00:05:09
Hmm.
00:05:13 Kevin
Egotistically.
00:05:15 Kevin
Calling themselves handlers and they all the way up to national judge Arthur.
00:05:23 Kevin
Fredo.
00:05:25 Kevin
**** himself face to face.
00:05:33 Kevin
OK, I don't know Michael Crick.
00:05:35 Kevin
They don't.
00:05:38 Kevin
I don't. They don't care to. I. I mean, if I met him, I wouldn't. It wouldn't be the end of the world. I love how Luke.
00:05:45 Kevin
Drags my wife into this.
00:05:48 Kevin
She's never tearing up or tearing up letters.
00:05:53 Kevin
Because they're all red right here on the show.
00:06:04 Kevin
Ohh I got.
00:06:06 Kevin
Sorry about that, gang.
00:06:10 Kevin
Had to go put one of the kids back to bed.
00:06:16 Kevin
Let's see here. Alright, so I don't know Michael Crick. I wouldn't be into the world if I met Michael Crick. I love how he brings up my wife.
00:06:28 Kevin
And then what else does he talk about? Oh, and then he keeps talking about embezzlement. I like.
00:06:38 Kevin
Just he's so dumb. We had Della on the show the other day, so any of you who watch the show knows, Della got all the DRI money to work on her own building, which was separate than my building. They were supposed to buy my build.
00:06:54 Kevin
Somebody donated them a different building and the state allowed them to modify the grant so they weren't fixing up the oldest building in Olean and placing the African American Center for Cultural Development in it. They were able to just rewrite the grant so they could still take advantage of it.
00:07:12 Kevin
And fix the building.
00:07:14 Kevin
For the African American Center for Cultural Development, essentially wiping out my building from the grant.
00:07:19 Kevin
Which is fine. I didn't receive a thing for it.
00:07:23 Kevin
Put a lot of effort in help my friend Della out.
00:07:27 Kevin
I'm happy. I'm happy that Della, and if that's embezzlement, if my happiness is embezzlement, then then that then you got me. But he's just so dumb. Just, I mean, I guess he is dumb. I'm probably dumb, too for reading these stupid letters.
00:07:47 Kevin
They should come in. They should go in my shredder, and then they should go keep my house warm.
00:07:52 Kevin
I have a wood burning stove.
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Be good justice.
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For these.
00:07:59 Kevin
George Borrello used to text me about his fascination with Marvel comic books, and then then this happened to me. He was too boastful to talk to me and too partisan to talk to Kathy Hochul to get me a double jeopardy part. And so.
00:08:20 Kevin
I said **** it and gave his private cell phone number out to everybody. He lost New York Supreme Court case to Kathy Hochul at the end of 2023. He's now Lindsey. He's the Lindsey Graham. John Sinatra does not.
00:08:40 Kevin
Have a significant other.
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And.
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His Wikipedia page.
00:08:47 Kevin
On his Wikipedia page, he knows I am the grandson of a former village level judge and he knows the drama of my situation better than only an armchair ******* do.
00:09:05 Kevin
John Crawford can't just Xerox himself a doctorate, sit behind an Olean based podium, bring in a bunch of Larry Sharp paperback.
00:09:17 Kevin
Bureaucrats to the city meeting sign welfare money from the state over the onland treasurer's office.
00:09:28 Kevin
So he can fix his sidewalk and not share any money to his sister, June Crawford, and call himself an economic doctoral studies expert. OK.
00:09:44 Kevin
For clarity.
00:09:47 Kevin
We just talked about this in the previous episode. John is working towards his doctorate. I don't know if John currently has his doctorate, but since this letter was written, I do not believe he had it at that time. If he does have it now.
00:10:05 Kevin
And.
00:10:06 Kevin
My wife, June Crawford, is not John's sister.
00:10:19 Kevin
It's this underlined.
00:10:22 Kevin
******* court. That's gotta get a 100 story high. Skyscraper called Aurelio Towers built after we get a bunch of illegals to bulldoze that ********. Manny Hanny **** hole down straight into the bowels of hell.
00:10:43 Kevin
Where it belongs.
00:10:44 Kevin
You only in salaried ************* can just wake up and meet your maker in the court.
00:10:53 Kevin
I underlined am dealing with your retirement checks. Always did hold you back in life, gotta say.
00:11:09 Kevin
He makes my head hurt.
00:11:11 Kevin
Alfredo.
00:11:14 Kevin
Alfredo. Mick. Fredo.
00:11:17 Kevin
To go.
00:11:20 Kevin
Absolutely wants to be famous US.
00:11:24 Kevin
Appeals Court judge on Stephen Colbert show hosting segments called Second Chance at life with federal inmates outside his courts legal jurisdiction using their constitutional rights to appear on media speaking to him on Stephen Colbert Show.
00:11:43 Kevin
Alfredo, Mick, Fredo to go equals John Sinatra. It's gonna go live with Linda Witt in 2017.
00:11:54 Kevin
What? It's gonna go live with Linda Witt in 2017 from her dining room table all the way to live with John Sinatra in the Lincoln Gazebo. Before you know it, my Allegheny cousins, cousin Bob Giardini, is gonna get his business.
00:12:14 Kevin
Connections to tax subsidized John Sinatra's Lake Ontario, US appeals court office that will eventually be established.
00:12:27 Kevin
Does Olean want to get?
00:12:29 Kevin
Doesn't want to help.
00:12:31 Kevin
Getting the needed labor to make only in Walmart 24/7 again with Matt Peterson Vaults as cheap Walmart scooter driver question mark I.
00:12:42 Kevin
Then I only want Kevin Doherty and Michael Crick walking to get working together to on my next needed step. Nobody else I think you will hear from me soon. The Salamanca 1980s restaurant support.
00:12:59 Kevin
Supports the town of Olean volunteer firefighters. So do your show here. Next to Luke Marshall Winky. That was Page 2 and on back back to the top on Page 1, Katie Valentin in parentheses Pat Sheehy of Olean's X attached.
00:13:19 Kevin
To my case.
00:13:21 Kevin
Close parentheses is rumored to be having an affair with Cattaraugus County Jail corrections Officer Kenny Webster as of.
00:13:31 Kevin
As well as Orleans County jail corrections officer.
00:13:34 Kevin
Forging my handwriting, sending letters straight from his jail.
00:13:40 Kevin
Claiming to be me.
00:13:42 Kevin
Pamela Morley of Springville is single and lives.
00:13:49 Kevin
And loves Katie.
00:13:50 Kevin
In a.
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Lesbian way on social media.
00:13:58 Kevin
Top of page 2.
00:14:02 Kevin
Is my cousin.
00:14:05 Kevin
Paul Kenyon of 129 Brooklyn St. in Portville still with.
00:14:10 Kevin
Angel.
00:14:13 Kevin
41 years his junior Angels ovary cancer is a spiritual problem.
00:14:21 Kevin
They need to stop insulting the Hinsdale House ghost and.
00:14:28 Kevin
Be nice to it, otherwise her cancer will just keep going.
00:14:37 Kevin
I hate I hate.
00:14:40 Kevin
I don't know. I should just. I really. I he's given me a lot of, got a lot of thought here today about just shredding all of his letters.
00:14:48 Kevin
But you out there in media world like hearing them, they wouldn't be as they wouldn't be one of the more popular things on the show if you guys didn't want to hear them. So there you go, gang. There's another letter.
00:15:02 Kevin
From your friend Luke from March 30th of 2024, we'll catch you next time. Life 22.

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