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Day 13,500(2) - Luke's Prison Letter #16.mp3
Transcript
00:00:08 Kevin
What up, gang? It's a Friday night. It's a beautiful Friday night. It is the kind of Friday night that you are.
00:00:18 Kevin
We're waiting for for a Luke Winky letter reading.
00:00:25 Kevin
So I want to catch up to date. I had two letters to the judge that I finished reading. 1 was dated April.
00:00:34 Kevin
18th was the postmark and the court received it on the 22nd of April of 2024 and pretty much he's just calling the judge AD bag like you're ******** talking to you.
00:00:54 Kevin
I'm talking about how some lady named Fonda is pretty sweet.
00:00:58 Kevin
OK.
00:01:00 Kevin
So nonsense. And then there's another letter.
00:01:06 Kevin
From May postmark May 3rd received by the court on May 6th.
00:01:15 Kevin
I promised myself I would not send another letter for how you made me feel on April 16th, yadda yadda. So this one's just another.
00:01:32 Kevin
He just is rambling. He's rambling. He talks about our buddy Rod Edwards here and how he like, used to be into psychics or something and.
00:01:45 Kevin
He's in an Orleans county shithole and.
00:01:53 Kevin
And he ends this letter. That's what I wanted to leave you with. He ends this particular letter on the and on the 6th of May. To the judge. Now I have all kinds of time to masturbate to the thoughts of Benjamin Teeter in this new room.
00:02:08 Kevin
I'm in as the guy from Massachusetts confirmed on his laptop notes. I do. Next I'll write a letter to John Orson.
00:02:16 Kevin
Which?
00:02:19 Kevin
Who who is not good at answering phone calls? Luke winking like you're writing a letter to a judge to say that you're not insane, and then you end it with ************. So like you're nuts. So anyways.
00:02:35 Kevin
This one received May 25th, 2024. That's the postmark date I probably released, received it shortly thereafter. He's a new Albion.
00:02:46 Kevin
S Platte S Platts Rd.
00:02:49 Kevin
Uh.
00:02:55 Kevin
So.
00:03:02 Kevin
Code Enforcement Deputy Dougherty and it's addressed to my house.
00:03:14 Kevin
It's showing you there.
00:03:18 Kevin
Hasn't been opened.
00:03:20 Kevin
Thank God it's one page. Those letters to the judge were like, 3-4 pages apiece. It's 7 pages. I read them. So you didn't, and I didn't read them on the show, just for you.
00:03:32 Kevin
Page 1 read this entire letter.
00:03:36 Kevin
Read this entire letter. You will get paid.
00:03:40 Kevin
Ask the Salamanca Planning Board member if he needs help with anything. Use my name all you want. Court. The court is ******* me off by dragging their feet. Ending this. I am absolutely suing people because of my situation.
00:04:00 Kevin
This is a an underlined promise.
00:04:04 Kevin
You and John Crawford's sister June, grow shrooms together.
00:04:10 Kevin
Like.
00:04:11 Kevin
No, no, we don't. And secondly, like my wife is not June is not John Crawford's sister, so.
00:04:21 Kevin
Like I just.
00:04:24 Kevin
I I just can't with this guy.
00:04:27 Kevin
Like, who is actually legally sending this letter to you at this point anyways? question mark. John Sinatra's court cannot tell anyone, or cannot tell anymore.
00:04:38 Kevin
A letter in an inmate.
00:04:41 Kevin
A letter to an inmate that doesn't exist named B Talley whack and that was in quotes, was sent to this place Saturday, May 18th, claiming officer Pavloff's Lady Lover Katie Valentin was coming here to bail out Benjamin.
00:04:58 Kevin
******. ****** *** teeter.
00:05:01 Kevin
John Sinatra's court can't even trust notarized letters claiming to be from me anymore.
00:05:13 Kevin
None of the family had it.
00:05:16 Kevin
In them to tell me, and then this. This whole paragraph is like got a bracket over it.
00:05:23 Kevin
None of the family had it in them to tell me.
00:05:28 Kevin
What? The only encircled jerk club thinks it can do to my house until my sister Camille told me on the phone on May 22nd. Unlike John and June Crawford who are no relation, that's not in the letter. Just pointing that out.
00:05:46 Kevin
I do not deny sibling relationships and I look forward to pinpointing their.
00:05:51 Kevin
Immediate family relations at the next City Council meeting I go to.
00:05:58 Kevin
Luke.
00:05:59 Kevin
You're so dumb. Like, it's not even important. Like what you're discussing, like.
00:06:05 Kevin
Even if John and June were siblings like.
00:06:09 Kevin
Who cares? And secondly, they're not so still, who cares?
00:06:18 Kevin
Still not alcoholic, baby.
00:06:21 Kevin
All right. Kevin Bartholomew gets a put on the head.
00:06:28 Kevin
Oh, a pat.
00:06:30 Kevin
His handwriting is so atrocious, Kevin Bartholomew gets a pat on the head from Congressman Tom Reed. And that is the furthest extent of his federal relations. Not me. My federal relations are so deep, they're all forging my handwriting, claiming to be B.
00:06:49 Kevin
Tally wack.
00:06:51 Kevin
And that's in quotes.
00:06:55 Kevin
First of all.
00:06:57 Kevin
Laurie Hunt at CSE credit Union of Salamanca will confirm I have collateral against my house. Joe Bannerman in in parentheses. Also my mother's insurance agent. No comma knows my father's knows my father comma remembers Katie Valentine from my case.
00:07:18 Kevin
From Brewers, martial arts closed parentheses.
00:07:27 Kevin
Knows my house insurance is all paid in full, and Jeff Bisch of the town of Olean Fire volunteer firefighters is.
00:07:37 Kevin
On top of malicious arson activity at all times.
00:07:45 Kevin
The next bracket around a paragraph which looks like it.
00:07:49 Kevin
Doesn't go to the next page, just this tiny little.
00:07:52 Kevin
Bracket that's here.
00:07:55 Kevin
Go walk around my house. Go estimate the price of a brand new front porch and paint.
00:08:03 Kevin
For the entire exterior, do not inflate the price.
00:08:08 Kevin
And go do a life 22 video.
00:08:14 Kevin
No.
00:08:21 Kevin
At the top of the paragraph or the top of the alright. So I guess that's the OK Carl Paladino for U.S. ambassador to Brazil.
00:08:30 Kevin
He won in US Appeals court as of April 2024 at the new restaurant on Broad Street of Salamanca, informing my mother, Janet McCall and Jeff Bish of the town of Oland volunteer firefighters. The price you came up with for those two things and those two things only.
00:08:50 Kevin
That is all that that House needs.
00:08:56 Kevin
Oh, OK, so the Carl Paladino statement at the top.
00:09:02 Kevin
That is actually separate than what this is. So he was saying, do a life 22 video at the new restaurant on Broad Street. OK, that is all the house needs to satisfy the ghost of its former owner, Bob Jennings, brother to failed.
00:09:17 Kevin
2 Failed 2017 mayoral candidate Ed Jennings, Ed and Bob, John and June. Siblings.
00:09:26 Kevin
You're so stupid, Luke Frank Passafiume said to me in January 2024. This can be time served. No more probation. I will be marching around only and again before everyone knows it.
00:09:42 Kevin
Phenomenal.
00:09:45 Kevin
Through Frank's help, we will be getting the US space force and Homeland Security contracted into Siemens dress around all federal cyber stalking, 18 USCIS convictions of twenty 20s will be.
00:10:01 Kevin
Repealed and replaced by producing everything needed to enforce decades old. Article 3, Section 2, constitution circumstances.
00:10:12 Kevin
Constitution.
00:10:14 Kevin
Touché and circumstances like mine, after an inevitable US Supreme Court overturned through Frank Passafiume's help.
00:10:23 Kevin
We will be making Jeff Bish a local federal halfway house worker, Katie Valentin of Olean multi unit owner Barry Bratton, will receive national notoriety designing inevitable classes for the presumptive Second Step Act.
00:10:43 Kevin
And water infrastructure repairs will be federally contracted into Olean, all through the help of frank passive from.
00:10:51 Kevin
You have a lot of faith in your public defender, my friend. A lot of faith.
00:10:59 Kevin
He put a bracket on the side just to reading that part to you. Now I don't just make **** up. These things are perfectly possible.
00:11:10 Kevin
Yes.
00:11:14 Kevin
Anything is possible.
00:11:16 Kevin
I'd tell the kid at Wendy's that tonight when I was driving through the drive through, he said absolutely.
00:11:22 Kevin
And I said to him, there are no absolutes in this world.
00:11:26 Kevin
And then he chuckled.
00:11:28 Kevin
Is that absolutely everything you need, Sir? I said. Well, there are no absolutes, but I'm fine. And I continued on my way.
00:11:35 Kevin
So anything is possible, Luke.
00:11:39 Kevin
This all comes after time served. No more probation. This all comes once the code enforcement deputies acknowledge the Constitution.
00:11:48 Kevin
Equal protections under the law, that portion was in quotes in terms of my house being no different than all of olion. Also, Peter Marcus once sued the city of Olean and one I know Peter Marcus.
00:12:03 Kevin
OK, so go calculate a price for completely replacing the entire front porch and painting my house.
00:12:14 Kevin
Colors of my choice and go inform the new Salamanca restaurants owners the price.
00:12:21 Kevin
Call up Michael Crick of Salamanca Planning Board at 7163076172 Reed.
00:12:31 Kevin
One Corinthians 12 and one Samuel, 28, of the Bible to him and congratulate him for accurately predicting my dead grandmother. Wanting my house fixed and then putting me into protective custody.
00:12:46 Kevin
And then he has an arrow pointing to the call up Michael Crick. And it says because it's underlined that whole section all the way up to the end of his phone number.
00:12:54 Kevin
He has money and needs help with things. I have talked to him from here.
00:13:05 Kevin
Alright, gang, are you excited? You excited? That was that was your Friday night, baby Friday night. And the feelings, right?
00:13:20 Kevin
Well.
00:13:22 Kevin
Wasn't that a beautiful reading of the Luke? Another episode of Luke's seminar?
00:13:28 Kevin
We'll catch you guys.
00:13:30 Kevin
Tomorrow.
00:13:32 Kevin
When I air the video, I'm about to record.
00:13:36 Kevin
I'm like 22.
00:13:38 Kevin
See you guys. See you tomorrow.