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Day 13,717 - Happy Halloween.mp3
Transcript
00:00:05 Kevin
Hey gang, Kevin here, Life 22.
00:00:08 Kevin
And it is Christmas.
00:00:11 Quinn
Halloween get it right.
00:00:12 Lennox
Halloween and Kevin's kids are here.
00:00:17 Kevin
Kevin's kids are here.
00:00:20 Lennox
That was my line.
00:00:21 Kevin
Is it your line?
00:00:22 Lennox
Yeah.
00:00:25 Kevin
All right, gang.
00:00:25 Kevin
Well, it is Halloween and...
00:00:29 Kevin
We got all the kids here, ready to go to school, all dressed up.
00:00:34 Lennox
And we all have candy in our bags.
00:00:38 Kevin
Yes.
00:00:39 Kevin
Do we take candy from strangers?
00:00:40 Kevin
No.
00:00:42 Lennox
Well, yeah.
00:00:43 Kevin
How do you go trick-or-treating then?
00:00:44 Lennox
Yeah.
00:00:46 Kevin
Well, in a perfect world, you'd know all your neighbors.
00:00:50 Kevin
That's called a fallacy in our society.
00:00:52 Kevin
So, but yes, for the most part, you're not supposed to take candy from strangers.
00:00:59 Kevin
What if they give you a free ride in their van?
00:01:02 Lennox
No, no thank you.
00:01:04 Kevin
Okay, perfect.
00:01:05 Kevin
I'd say no thank you.
00:01:07 Kevin
And what do we just go eat?
00:01:08 Kevin
Do we go hog wild and just eat candy or do we have moms and dads inspect them and we keep ourselves mindful that someone may have tampered with our candy?
00:01:17 Quinn
We do the second option.
00:01:18 Kevin
Well, we do both, right.
00:01:20 Lennox
Oh, for sure.
00:01:21 Lennox
And if candy, like suckers are...
00:01:26 Lennox
Unwrapped, don't eat them.
00:01:28 Kevin
Perfect, perfect.
00:01:30 Kevin
So, anything else you guys want to say to the folks out there?
00:01:33 Lennox
And throw them away.
00:01:35 Kevin
Throw them away.
00:01:38 Lennox
That's what I want.
00:01:38 Kevin
Happy Halloween.
00:01:40 Kevin
Trick or treat.
00:01:40 Kevin
Be safe.
00:01:42 Kevin
Anybody.
00:01:44 Lennox
And be respectful.
00:01:47 Kevin
What's shaking, bacon?
00:01:49 Lennox
What's shaking, Stitch?
00:01:52 Kevin
All right, well...
00:01:54 Kevin
We'll see you guys next time on Life 22.
00:01:56 Kevin
Anything else?
00:01:56 Kevin
Come on guys.
00:01:57 Quinn
Like and subscribe.
00:01:59 Kevin
Like and subscribe.
00:02:00 Kevin
Happy Halloween.
00:02:01 Lennox
And smash that bell.
00:02:04 Kevin
Pumpkin.
00:02:05 Lennox
Yeah, that pumpkin.
00:02:07 Kevin
Yeah, that's right.
00:02:10 Kevin
Smashing pumpkins.
00:02:12 Kevin
Deuces.
00:02:13 Kevin
We'll see you guys out there.
00:02:14 Kevin
Have a safe Halloween.
00:02:16 Kevin
Don't forget to check your apples.
00:02:18 Kevin
A lot of crazy old ladies out there.
00:02:22 Lennox
Nice Halloween.