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Day 13,974(1) - Canadian Lumber Scam.mp3
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00:00:02 Kevin
All right, gang, Kevin here, Life 22, and it is another beautiful day in Western New York.
00:00:08 Kevin
And I look outside about middle of the day and everything's white, like it's gonna start downpouring.
00:00:15 Kevin
And apparently I haven't listened to the news because there's wildfires going on in Canada, and I was just informed of this.
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And to me, it's...
00:00:26 Kevin
I don't know.
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It's one of those things.
00:00:27 Kevin
I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist guy.
00:00:29 Kevin
I want to start staying away from conspiracy theories, but I have a conspiracy theory for you.
00:00:33 Kevin
So I just want to get it out of my system, you know, so that I don't subscribe to conspiracy theories anymore.
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My theory is, what if...
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it's not wildfires?
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The...
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the Canadians...
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have a thing called the MAID Program.
00:00:59 Kevin
And that's where they essentially like just convince like weak, sick, mentally deranged people to volunteer to allow them to be euthanized.
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And what happens to all the bodies at the end of this, especially 'cause of the mass killings that are going on in Canada?
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And so you wonder, like,
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Or the mass, I don't know, on the livings, whatever the proper vernacular is nowadays.
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And you wonder, like, Hey, could, could this be just a giant kiln?
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Maybe they fire it up once a month, once a year.
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They just put everybody on ice and they fire it up once a year.
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And that's why these forest fires are going on.
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And then, to help the government out, right?
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The lumber companies.
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assist in the lie.
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And they're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we lost acres and acres and hundreds of thousands of acres of beautiful wood and that's why your trusses have to go up.
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That's why most of the premium lumber that we ship into the United States has to go up.
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That's why even your garbage lumber has to go up.
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Everything has to go up and the government keeps its mouth shut because like they're helping sell the lie.
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They get the artificial price boost and now you don't have to
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No one's going to question it, right?
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Because the government backed it.
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Oh, there's wildfire and these guys are jacking the price up.
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Like, what's the government going to say?
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Like, no, they're not.
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No, it's not happening.
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Oh, really?
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Well, it's not happening.
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You just said it was happening.
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See what I mean?
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So conspiracy theory of the day.
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There you go, guys.
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These are one of the random thoughts that Kevin has on a daily basis.