Andy's Apartment Walk-Through: Attempt One — Big Smoke Lookalike Not Happy

Attempt one at walking through Andy Benarski's rental in Olean—porch standoff with a Big Smoke lookalike who is not happy. Follow-up to Did You Know Andy Benarski? and Serving the 24 Hour Notice.

Hi.

You Ann? No, I'm not. I'm our sister. Would you like to talk to Ann? No, actually I'm here to see the neighbors. I was just making sure I was heading to the right side.

Perfect. If you want to talk to Annie, just let me know. I'll go get her.

Okay.

Is that them inside? Or is that a TV? That's a TV.

How's it going?

We're here from the estate. We put a notice for 24 hours to do a health and safety inspection.

Well, Sonya's not here right now. She's out of work. Okay. So you don't have to come back when she's here. I mean, we gave 24 hours notice, so... She wasn't here. She's been out of work. Okay. Well, she'll be back before 7. I mean, is this something we do later this evening? I'll call her and let her know and see if she's going to be back. Okay. I can hang out, so that's fine. Cool.

That's just the one. No.

The estate wanted to have us go through and make sure the building was in shit and like find out what the condition is as of today. They wanted to find out that like there was no like pressing safety issues. No one's heard from anybody here. They've sent multiple notices both to contact the estate and to pay rent and things like that. They haven't heard from anybody, so as far as the estate is concerned, like there may just be a room full of dead people in there. They don't know, right? So like just because no one's responded at all. So are we checking to make sure there's no CO issues? The carbon oxide. Yeah. If we notice it. I have no desire to walk through there, so. That's fine. I don't. I don't. I don't want any creepy crawlers on us.

Here you go. I'll stay right here. But you're going to get the back and you're going to bring it up if we need it. Oh, yeah. What? What is it? A little. A light saber? There you go.

Where's your backup?

So what's Kevin? So what do you say you got to give us? Oh, he's just checking to see if the tenant of record will be home. She's she's at work right now. He's checking to see if she'll be home this evening. And because I don't mind coming back. But I mean, if she's not going to be home this evening, then we're going to do.

Well, there's also from what we've gathered. Just you're here. They answered the door. You're going in. Right.

Oh, good one.

I've seen I've seen some for under two grand, but good ones looking at four grand. The so from what we gather, there are six adults and seven children in the house. Oh, it's a three bedroom apartment. So that was the other reason that it was an issue is, hey, you know, like we're hearing all these noises. No, but you know, we're hearing all this noise of what's going on. And, you know, in this building, the state may or may not be getting foreclosure notices from the bank because they're not getting any money. So it's one of those like, what do you do? And then also,

if somebody's living, if somebody's living in conditions that are not safe, like that puts liability on the estate.

So we've got to take corrective action to make that. Like I said, I would not I don't don't let them judge around like it doesn't matter. I mean, you've got the okay to go in from the owner or the estate. Right. Correct. We gave him 24 hour notice. Oh, yeah.

Like this is it. I'm sorry. You had to notice. She should have been here. I apologize. Like I'm not here. Our numbers were our numbers were on that. There was three different numbers they could have called to. So he

was calling her. So it takes that long to make a phone call. Does it? No. But they're probably just are

we safe?

Is it safe? I don't live here. I have no idea. I just came to see like two sisters.

I mean, you tell them the next step is to bring the police here and force your way in. Like there's no if you have the estate said go in. They're not letting you into the house. We're just going to do our job.

Okay. But she's not here. I just did. Oh, you say you're going to just said she's not here. Yeah. You said you're going to call and find out she's going to be back later. I just told him that. Oh, no. You said you're going to call our sister here. No, she's at work. We just got to check this stuff. Okay. But I do not. The next thing is the police. That's okay. That's fine. I don't live here. I'm not going to. What do you say? All right. Can we come in and do our stuff or not? We just got to check out.

All right.

I wouldn't do whatever you got to do. Call the estate and see what they want you to do. And then, I mean, if they're saying go in, no matter what. I'm going to call the lawyer on behalf of the estate. What are you doing? I was going to call him so you could talk to him. Oh, okay. No, you can talk to him or you can call him here first. I'm on the phone with Eric. Oh, I think we're going to talk to you. I want to help you. Hi. How are you? Hi. Hi, Andy.

He said there's a larger gentleman came to the door. His name is James. Oh, he does live here. Oh, yes.

He says he doesn't live here. Oh, yes, he does. And as a matter of fact, being a white, we're going to argue about him parking his truck out back. Seven. One. He won't run. He doesn't fucking live there. We look.

There's a dump back there.

Esquire. How's it going? Good. A gentleman answered the door and said the woman who lives here is not home, and he had to call her to find out, because I asked her when she'd be home from work. If it was later this evening, I could stop back, but this is happening today, and he said he would call her, and then he shut the door, and then you shut the

door. There's people here. So.

I just was trying. I look so good. No, yours doesn't. I mean, you have an eviction notice.

We start with an eviction notice. What about, okay. What about Calla's request to find out the condition of the building? We gave him 24 hours notice.

Really? I thought that's what the 24 -hour notice was. They can't decline us to go in.

It's America.

Oh. It's going to be a civil action. You can't just go in, so. Yeah, we'll start an eviction proceeding. You got something.

All right. Sounds good. I appreciate it. Yep. Thanks. All right.

So, just so I have it for the record, who lives in this place? Do we know? Hey, I live here. Okay. Okay. With my daughter, Kelsey. She's not here. And these are my two sisters. Okay. I'm at this place. Okay. And over there, James, that big guy that you met. Yeah. And his father, James, older guy. That's probably the 71 -year -old. Okay.

Plus, Sonya Belcher.

She's the little white girl.

And her son, Raiden, who is probably 6 or 7. Little white boy, okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Can you get to the basement from your apartment? Only on my side. Oh, that's not a shared basement. It is, but it's totally blocked off on my side. We have to rip it apart.

How old is that? Didn't you say there's a the,

outback.

Okay. So there's three kids, and I'm counting two adults, plus James' dad, so that's three. Okay.

And then James' mother came here. That's Levine. Okay.

And that's the grandmother to the children. And James' ex -wife, I don't know if they're still married or not.

Then Sonya's grandma came to live here. It's her car that's in the garage, the white car.

And then, in June,

Levine and James' daughter, which is younger James,

oh, wow.

Yeah, this is our fun -looking backyard.

Looks like the windstorm got it. If not a few windstorms ago. I like this for a long time. See what they've done to the porch.

The garbage has been there for a while.

Who's back some porches at? Half as mine, half as theirs. Is there a partition between, or is it just... No partition. And I'm assuming that they've kind of bled over onto your side? No, not really. No?

The guy across the street. He said he knows who's been in and out of here, and there's like nine people or something. No, there's 13. Oh, 13, right. There's 13. It's all right. It's just another Olean high school graduate. It's okay. You heard of the trampoline? That's the trampolays down.

This was the gentleman that was talking to me. Oh. And I got it, Mike. He got it. He was just telling me something out the window when I was my buddy on the porch.

I'm not supposed to be here?

I'm not supposed to be here. I thought you didn't live here. Don't leave my truck. Why are you on my truck? If this is her rattle too, she's invited us back. She has nothing to do with this. We pay for this. She do not. So please go over here. Oh, you are not getting me out of my backyard. Oh, you've shut your mouth. Make more, man. Go over here to your area. Oh, I will not fucking move ever. You're in my area. Hey, listen, scumbag, get out. Let's do this. Call the police and tell them I need to get out of

my bed. You don't wrap the lawn. Yes, I do. I promise. No, this is that. Yeah, actually, the lease agreement to see if you do. So if he could present a lease, that would be phenomenal. This side is yours? Yes, 100%. This is why you can't park here. You know that. Oh, I can park any fucking place I want, bitch.

Oh, I will not stop talking to you like that. And you know what? Say the fuck out the red horns. How about that?

Stay off the front porch. I will make sure I have a harassment charge against you. For what? Being in my own yard? It's all recorded. You're threatened. I got you. I got you. were recorded. Oh, you called me stupid. Oh, you heard my feelings. I'll give you consent. She called. She said no. She called you consent. Please leave. You have to have the consent. Please go. We will call the police.

Okay.

That's fine. I'm just saying, if you have a lease agreement, anything would be great for the estate to be

Well, I feel like it might not be safe in there for those days.

Okay.

Michael.

I mean, based on the testimonial of like,

the neighbors, the her, the occupants on the opposite opposing side of the building that see the comings and goings of this house.

I mean, that's enough for code enforcement to warrant an inspection. They can get, they can get a warrant from a judge, go through the building and then all of the people somewhere else for the night.

I don.. don't think this a dude understands it. You and me and you, we're not frivolity..

And then try to find a new owner, owner for it because obviously an estate can't. Hang on to it forever. This is a great house to hear something. I don't get to.. You. Can you. You can apply for all the things to get your rent paid. So why don't they just do that? Because you wait for the first year to get wiped out by not owing it. Right. Like by just letting it, or then you've got a clean slate with those people when you get booted off into the next place. Or I would assume that you probably have to show proof of something. And maybe there's taxes or something like that that they're trying not to be caught up with. Or things like that. I don't know. No, but I don't know why some people like the people that are walking up and down the streets and stuff. I think there's so many programs. I don't know why.

I don't know. So I wish I had.

I think I'd be I think it would be awesome to know that, you know, hey, well, you're registering for 13 individuals to live in the same home. Did you get a picture of the steps that they used to get us? Which one? Those steps out back. It could be a code violation. Be all in here.

I think he was just mad at her. Are these cops coming here?

They probably got the wrong. No, no. Oh, somebody called the police. I probably we I I should probably be here to not leave the scene, right? Did he say he was going to get a pistol? Yes, or something. Did he say he was going to get a pistol or he said shoot him because he was putting his arm on his truck. Oh, I don't know. I mean, this is right to carry, but I wouldn't announce it. I think that might be consumed. There's no borderline like harassment, maybe like threatening or you're not.

Do what you want. We weren't here. There's nothing next. She is not here. I explained that already on this camera. I. Do, not. Okay. I don't know. a year every day overnight. Every day. That's how you feel. Okay.

That's how you feel. That's how you feel. Buddy.

I thought you, buddy, I thought you said. Oh, it.

Yeah. Yeah.

You've been drinking your whole life. I don't. I don't know.

Sure.

No, the estate asked me to come and serve the notice and R and do a safety walkthrough inspection. They want to know the property. They've been reaching out to these people since Andy died and they haven't heard side of the building. And so as far as the estate was concerned, everybody could be deceased inside. Like that's what they're like. We don't know. We don't know what the condition is. we don't know what's going on. No one's. Paying rent over there. We just we want to get eyes on it. We don't know. We heard from the neighbor that the tenant of record was somebody else, but the people coming and going to the person that owned it. He's passed away.

That's what we're trying to figure out. This was all the agreement. Yeah.

We want to know who is running the place.

So she invited us to go walk through the outside of the property after he declined to allow us in. OK. So the lawyer from the estate said to just start with an eviction proceeding if they're not going to let us into the home. At least we know somebody's there. And so that's kind of where we left. And then she I was gathering some information from her because the person on the right side. She's been cooperative with dealing with the estate. She's been making payments to Shane and Firkle law firm who's handling the estate. Matt Keller became the executor because Andy passed. I think he was in his early 40s late 30s. Yeah. So suddenly he didn't have a will or anything like that. So the administrator became Matt Keller the county treasurer. Yeah. And Matt called me because I have a proclivity to going into places where people don't know the situation. And so he said no he can't come inside. No it's because the tentative record is not there. You're doing an exterior part of the backyard. We were just we just did that. He took a fence to it. He took a fence to it. And then he yelled at her for being on his half of the backyard. And I said hey if you have a lease if you rent it that would be nice to know because I'm just trying to gather a lease now because nobody has any information on these people. As far as I know the tentative record could have left and they've been squatting there since Andy died. I don't know. I'm kind of you know what I mean. So that's. I think I have been here a while. Similar to remember south first when you were dealing with that estate with those people breaking in. Yeah. That one place. By Green. Yes it's something similar I believe to that but because they don't have one. But it's one of those things it's sure it's a civil matter but it's one of those things I'm like I'm not trying to go above and beyond but at the same time I asked the lawyer and he goes yeah if nobody answers the door you can assume the place is vacant and we were ready to drill the locks if nobody answered. But he answered the door today. So hey. Okay. That was good news. At least we know somebody's there. His complaints going to be that you guys were on his half of the backyard. It might be the guy across the street. And to be sure also we got off his properties. I mean or if it is. We were we were requested to get off of his property which I guess he's claiming that the backyard is. We didn't argue with him at all. We just.

She got a little. She doesn't it's a shared backyard. Yeah. Shared backyard. And that's why I asked to see the lease agreement where it shows. If you would divvy it up halfway. Right. You could if you took the time to write it in the lease most of the time. Most of the time it just says you have the premises inside at this address and then it's a gray area whether somebody has the backyard or anything. They just have a mutual understanding. Right. The only backyard is on that side. No. Yeah. Because everything else is paved. And then he's parked in the backyard so he would have to drive through her half of the backyard to you know it's one of those. All right. Did he leave his headlights on or do they go on? I don't want you to have that battery. No. They leave him running.

Okay. All right. Cool. As long as he's chilled out I think.

Yeah.

Sounds good. You guys are doing your thing. Yeah. You got upset. Yeah. I think I know the guy. I was here months ago and I think I recognize him as being the same guy that I saw a while back. Yeah. Because he at first had told Kevin that he doesn't live here that somebody else does. And then he needed that person. I said I'll come back. I said I can come back later. I mean if you call her to find out when she'll be out of work then I'll come back. And he goes oh yeah I'll do that. And then he shut the door. And I then what four minutes later. Knocked on the door. He knocked on the door. He's like I already told that guy not to come back until she's here. And then I was like wait a minute. You're supposed to call her. And then. He was just showing us all back. And he came out back telling us he lives here. He owns it. Don't leave. Right Kevin. Right. He admitted to it. He keeps admitting that he doesn't live there but then he's admitting that we can't be on his property. Say he doesn't live there. And then the second you guys are on the property he says that's my property to get off. And well yeah. Well he did say that she didn't. You're on her property. You're on her property. So he's kind of. He says get off my property. Is it a female? The person with the lease? Yeah. She might even be in there. We don't know. So I think he hasn't lived here for at least a couple of months. Right. It was 30 days is non transient. They're having a rap concert? I don't know.

Them.

It's like everywhere. So how did that guy get involved? He was hollering out the window to Terry. He wanted to tell me something. I said well Kevin's the boss. And then he followed us.

Out back with that lady. And was he like touching the guy's truck? And then that. Oh he leaned up against me. He was leaning like he had his hand and he was leaning it over. He wasn't. And it was just that turned into. It was innocent. It wasn't. He can get like that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think that guy did. I don't know. Prime wise. I don't think he broke his feet. He was leaning over. He was just like talking. But I don't know how that works. To be honest.

But he did get as soon as he told him to get off and he got off. Yeah. It wasn't. Now he's having a rap concert.

Sounds good. There's an aisle for him.

I'm going to get in a nice ghetto. You get a job. You need help like me.

Intercity? Yeah. It's like.

Yeah. It was ghetto on the porch last night. You and Jerry's head, man. I feel something. He kept saying sorry. Good buddy. You better be sorry to that forehead tomorrow.

Then you look so bad. Where was it? I don't know. Jerry took a header off the steps. I said, man, I just redid the steps so you don't fall down. I know. I'm sorry.

No, I just knew before he got up here I've been meaning to say something to him.

That's why I mentioned it.

That's why I went and talked about it. Oh, here you go.

I thought he was pulling in here. I thought that was hurt for a second.

So that was what. Yeah. Because he's like. And then he's like, I don't consent. Can you guys be back here? I want you off my property. And it's like. You're like, well, show me the lease. Because it'd be nice if you had that, right? Because. Yeah. Well, I'd like to. Yeah. Because I'd like to see the leases. Glass over all of that. Because I mean, if he didn't. I mean, if you legitimately had a lease to be like, here's my lease. And then it'd be like, it's all done. Like, here's something signed. Right. And then go to the estate. And then then it would be something. Well, because then that would give us because we need a lot of information. We don't like we gather based on like, you know, Facebook listings of the apartment for sale or for rent and stuff like that. How many bedrooms the apartment is. You know, people that have helped Andy fix the place up. You know what I mean? How many bedrooms it was. I mean, yeah. Obviously, they the whoever cares about it needs all that. But they're going to have to go through a lot more apparently to get it. That sucks. Eviction sucks. Yeah. Like you can. I mean, they could potentially hold out for what, like 90 days.

Yeah. Yeah. But it's also.

See, that's why having a lease agreement would be handy. Be handier for them because they'd be able to kind of fight some stuff. But it would also be handy for us because then we'd actually have a dollar amount that was signed and what have you. So, I mean, I mean, if the widow has one, that would be helpful. If somebody has a signed lease agreement, which I can't imagine Andy didn't have one.

If he had a signed lease agreement, then you can use it. He was otherwise with that girl or something before she started moving everybody in. Right.

You know, you never know. I've never seen her. They said she was a small little girl or a small thing. Yeah. It could have been, you know, he was a little hot on her or something. Yeah. I got a place right here. Oh, speaking of places.

Two older ladies that Stephanie owns are looking for a place for themselves.

And I said, I don't think you have anything available right now. Too bad. It doesn't need to be fixed up before you can run it. Right. That's everybody. Everybody who calls me is looking for a place and they all like or need work.

Yeah. And they're they're older. They wouldn't be working on shit for you. They're not like moving and help you out kind of people. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they might. But the ones I think they might both drink. So I think that's their retirement plan. Just to be drunk on the porch together every day.

Now, I see those things that I'll be on the curb. Like I said, I think it's not like legally we're allowed to be on the side. Oh, yeah. That's. Even it's like standing in front of a kid. You know what I'm saying? I've never called a girl that this is nonstop. And I said this is said that you have a child. We're doing the race. He's going with the race thing.

I will say she's been ordering towards them because she has not said anything. She's advocating for help. He's up there saying that. Oh, no. I heard. I heard that part. I was going to say there's a there's a kid on the porch. She doesn't want this.

Why would she? I don't know. That's her. I think she's great. Yeah, she's been advocating. How's it feeling? I don't think she said no. The only thing she said was when she was trying to describe somebody, she said he's a little black person. But I don't think that's that's not right. It's pointing out description of somebody like, oh, they're tall. You mean by short. That's offensive. Taller. Taller. I'm mad about it. Yeah. If you're like, oh, that pull lock. I wouldn't know what I mean. But if you said that pull lock, somebody might think it. Even though it's not. I don't know. I don't know why we get. We should. I was literally the only one race to get. Oh. You guys got these daughters. You got two. You got me.

But you don't.

But you don't seem like it. So it. Definitely not like a. You know, man, you know what I'm saying? Do you know? No. Thanks. Isn't she? Miley. Yeah.

We don't know Miley.

You know what you got? That's gaslight. Like making me think reality is a reality. And you do it. So good. Where it was like almost. Donovan will start talking to you and tell and start like speaking a song. That's why I want to go to the Cuba job when he's out there some day. We talk and we can bust balls and shit. Which is our food. Is there good places to eat out there? I tell you what, that res food is delicious. Oh my God. That one stop. They had a one thing. God rest his soul. He's dead now. I don't know how well you know him. Is he dead? No, I heard that he died. And he worked with him. And so he was a little. He ended up getting bad a little bit. But I'm glad we do anything out there.

It's phenomenal. Anytime we go anywhere that way, we would sneak through the reservation. Oh, Donny. Yeah, those Italian sauces they have are delicious. I like them when they even if they've sat there for. Oh, yeah. It's because all the juice is soaking in that bun. And it's like just a big soggy mess. So good. And you'd illustrate hard. And their pizza is good. Their pizza. That pepperoni, that grease that sits on there. Double bacon burger. I've done the burgers. And then they had it was a pizza like the pizza logs in there. But it was a different variety of them. I haven't seen them yet again. And then there's a lady there. She's like like resident like Indian or something. Or whatever. You know, that works there. She's all in there. She sounds like the most.

Personality is nice. Like the eyes are nice. I'm just. She's just a nice guy. Anything else you notice? Kind of real short. Yes. We have Russell standing up there, you know, and she'll talk to him. You know what I mean? Oh, I just wanted to make sure. If you put it up on the lift and three fight tires fell off or something. I'd be kind of worried. That food is fair. But now Amanda and I a couple of times stopped. All right, buddy.

You want to leave the keys in it and I'll come pick it up. What's it? West side or five side or six. Six out, six. All right. Thanks, Mike. Got the sub one time was amazing. And then the couple of times we went in there, got the pizza. It wasn't good. I've known Ryan a long time. It wasn't the pizza like it's supposed to. I tell you what. My cousin owns a place in town in Cuba that has real good food. If we ever go out there and do if I ever out there when you're out there and doing work and stuff, maybe we can get Kevin's card and I'll buy us one. Hey, Mr. Call. What is the place? What is the place? The Gen Z.

Oh, I've heard of it. I know where Charlie's is. Which one? Oh, my kid. It's that old place. It used to be. What are they? He can stay there. I'm just kidding. Man, man. But they do food. But they have every kind of food. You can drop them off on 7th on the way through. They don't do it anymore. They use a number of city limits to do it with their food. Yeah, I'm down the road. And they have one that's a Tito. Used to have a Tito food. All right, buddy. It was a loose leaf. It was a loose. A loose meat burger. From a burger. Right. You know how Graham or whoever used to make the buns on your sandwich or something where they put the butter and the salt under the boiler? He did them there two days. Oh, man. And city limits had one. You just can't find a burger like that. Any time now around here you order them. Do you remember the Monster Burger? There was a place in Shingle House. It was called like the Box Car. There's a place in town here that has a one pound and a five pound burger. No, it used to be. That was Jack's Burger Shack. Jack's. Jack's is closed. Oh, is it? They've been closed for like three years now. All right. Yeah, but yeah, we used to. It was ridiculous. He would just keep taking one pound burgers and stacking them. And he would have them side by side if you got them to go. And it was just a ridiculous. And it was it's so much burger to cook that it was tough. And just it was horrible. It was more for the novelty of like that. You I mean, you and I are both big guys. I don't. I had a one pound burger. It was too much. I wouldn't. Oh, I had his five. I would I had a three pounder. It would be it would be a waste. I would never eat five pounds. I would. It would. It wasn't a waste. It was definitely like you can take a nap. That's why I don't. In order as many patties on a burger as you want.

Because they want eight patties. You want 10 20. They'll do it. They'll do it. Where they charge per patty or something. Per patty. Okay. Good thing you didn't just find a loophole. Like no. They actually have their secret names for them for different burgers. There's a secret menu. There's one for McDonald's Wendy's Burger King. You like the McGang. You go in and say like you want whatever the name is. And they'll all of a sudden. Yep. Yep. I got you. And they make you some weird shit.

My main complaint is his neighbor. So you guys seem to understand. He's saying no. The drill is your sign. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't want to give you guys her number. You'd rather be the other way around. Like a phone number that she can contact. They had it posted to their windows and door. He's going to claim no. Always give one to a valid camera. Do you guys have a number that works? Your number. I can give you three numbers so you can call. Who are they?

[bleep]. Exactly.

This is my problem. 378.

3093. And who is that? That is Matthew Keller. He's the administrator of the estate.

Would you let me tell you something? Okay.

He probably wanted to before.

I've never done a... I'm glad it wasn't a bird. It has to be kind of up there. Have you ever pulled it out? Do you almost know? You've never come to that? What about in an elevator? I'm just kidding. Kevin, was your thing on the whole time? Yeah. I would like you to show it to the officer because they're trying to have me arrested for harassment. They said I called him a [bleep] She did not say anything derogatory. I think you were saying that was something in the past. Oh, okay. I was going to say... Well, he showed the other officer the video, and so I don't know what it says, but I did not call him a [bleep] and I did not say that I was slapping him or something. I'll be with him and see if that was anger in the past. I mean, well, he just showed him the video. If anybody was aggressive... I don't need a ticket. That guy was... I lived here for 13 years. And these guys have lived here for a year and a half, and they're nothing but trouble, and there are 13 people that live in the house. Seven of them are children of six -hour adults. They all get their mail here. I have no reason to lie. Why did I lie, man? I just saw this was still there. That's one of those... That's one of those, like, loopholes, too, because, like, he could rent the whole backyard to them, and he could rent the whole backyard... You never said that the backyard was theirs. Oh, I'm just... She said to him something like... I forget what exactly it was, but, like, get out or something, or I wish you could get out, and he goes... And he opens the door. Why don't you make me like that? And that's when I stepped up on the porch, and I'm like, uh... And so if anybody was aggressive, like, they were both being loud, I will say that, but he opened the door and said, why don't you make me? And I'm like, oh, okay. And I get that that's not a threat or anything, but she didn't say anything. I didn't invite him over, but I said, don't worry, Mike, I got to stand up,

and, um... I didn't call him no names like that. Sort it out. Well, I'm just saying, I mean, 13 people that live in there, and I'm not kidding. I've done this for the last year and a half. Well, the four, the last four children and their mother, which is his sister, Lele, they came in the end of July, or the end of June, the middle of June, because they were here before 4th of July, so they added five more people in there. And,

um... You can call, um,

Sonia Phillips. I have her number. She is Elvis, a guy that used to own this place that died. He, um... He created a friend of mine. I call him his son.

Hey, relax. I don't... You're good. I know.

Um... But she knows who they were. Yeah, because she was... What am I asking now? She knows, and he does not live over on 2nd Street. No, I've got to get a hug, stranger. I've got to get the top lifted eye. There's kids, and I'm not going to pay for them to use my water. I'm wondering that. You didn't get to the Hibernians, though, right? Oh, I'm going now. No, because I came down here, and it's been... I hate going to A1, man. Every time, as soon as I walk in that door, it's a fight to get back out. I know. Everyone's like, why didn't you get payroll done today? My phone won't stop ringing, and then people find me. I've got to get, like, a locked office. Do you want me to hand you that lock back? I'm going to start heading down the road. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I mean, you want me to hang onto it, or give it back to you right now? It doesn't matter, it just goes in the server room. That's where I bought them in bulk.

I'll get it back to her.

Is that Luis Guzman? Was that Luis Guzman? She didn't tell you that, backyard. I used it on... No, Luis Guzman. They turned it into a whole shit yard. I can't mow it anymore. It can't look nice. It can't have flowers back there. Let me get these chairs to enjoy. And they enjoyed themselves all the time. So, if they have the whole backyard, they might have the whole front porch. I mean, I'm just so excited. And there's a little two -year -old boy out there, all by himself, stuck on the broken stairs, going zap, zap, zap, zap. You know why? I had to help them out. Really, though. I don't think they were doing that.

Hi, honey. I'm good. All right,

well, I just want to say, if I do get a ticket of some way, I want to say that I did not call him that and I didn't say that I'd slap him. Don't freak out. Oh, does he need a nice dog? He's a nice dog, nice dog. Hey, puppy. Sorry. He's a good dog.

He's all right. Hi, puppy. So... Hi. Where are you going? Shit, shit. Hey, puppy. How you doing? All right, so running it large, I saw Terry throw a cigarette in the street. I've seen a ton of crimes going on out here in this neighborhood. Don't back. I didn't throw anything. He don't want rubbed off.

He might want to move. Look at the size of the head on this.

We're always saluting the cops, so he might want to come over and salute the cops. Bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop. All right, come on. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Is that... Is that... Is that Charlie Day? Is that Charlie Day? Is that Charlie Day? Okay. All right, Kevin. We'll get back to what we're doing. So, I got Matt Keller. Eric Firkle, Esquire. Eric Firkle. Yep. I'm going to cast his phone. They just turned it up to be. It's my arc. This is one of my favorites. E -L. This song? Oh, yeah. Are you doing the clock?

And this phone number?

It's [bleep]. That looks like the speaker. They're running day one. Okay. If he doesn't answer, I'll give you a second number for him for his office. [bleep].

4994?

And title for him?

Eric is the attorney of the estate.

Attorney for the estate. Do you know Kevin? How do you know him?

All right. Who else? You can put my number on there in case she needs to get a hold of me.

D -O -U -G -H?

E -R -2 -YI.

[bleep].

Good title for you.

Agent for the estate.

All right. As long as I can read it. I'll give it to the guy. He's really going to give it to the lady that... Liv's there? Only Liv's here? Yeah. I was here a while ago. Their car got recalled. They thought it got stolen, but... He was here, and he lives here, obviously. I think he lives here. He says he claims he does not. He lives in 2nd Street. Hi, Dad. Oh. Let me go run that over. It's a good place to live. I think I'm good with all you guys. Okay, cool. You ready to go? Yeah. You guys are all good. Sweet. I got it from work. Can I wear that? In a little bit. All right, kiddo. Okay.

You said about... I just couldn't figure out two lights. There's two lights that don't shut off. That's why I couldn't figure them out. Yep. They don't shut off. That's why I couldn't figure them out, then.

I'm going to... Oh,

yeah. The switches in that place are horrible.

Here.

Tell him to go over to the officers and be like, geez, sir, I hope they don't give that poor lady the death metal.

All right, I'm out. He doesn't remember. All right.

See you guys. Yeah, let me just...

If they need me for anything, they usually... If they think there's something substantially different on here, then they'll reach out. Yeah, I don't know what he says on there, but I know I didn't say that word, and I didn't threaten him, so I don't know how it works. I know, and he also took down Donovan's testimony, too, because Donovan was standing right next to you, so... Okay, which one's Donovan? He's the big guy by the street. Okay, thank you. Yeah, no problem. I'm talking to Elvis's girlfriend. Oh, Shawna? Yeah, Shawna. Okay.

He's the guy here doing... He was supposed to come in with a... He's got a GoPro on his chest, and they won't... Not a man. They keep saying the sun doesn't work, and they don't have permission. Oh, did you know... Hey, am I not allowed to be in the backyard?

You have my phone number. Forward it to Shawna. I'll send it to her on Facebook Messenger.

Yeah, kiddo.

Hey, real quick, since you're here, what do we say for a sign -off?

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